Who is this actually for?

Mostly direct-to-consumer brands selling a physical product online — skincare, supplements, apparel, home, pet, beverage, fitness. That’s what the pipeline is built around: we work from your reviews, your product photography, and your TikTok, Reels and paid results. We do take work outside it — there’s software work in the grid above — but if you’re B2B, an app, a service, or a local business, say so at intake and we’ll tell you honestly whether we’re the right shop before you pay anything.

Is this organic content or paid ads?

Both, and that’s the point of buying it in one place. The same angle gets cut for your feed and for your ad account, and what wins in one tells us what to make for the other. Most brands run these as two disconnected workstreams and pay twice for the privilege.

Who owns the content?

You do, outright, the day it lands. Full commercial rights on every platform, forever, with no expiry, no renewal fee, and nothing to re-license. Worth being precise about, because a creator deal is a licence, not a sale — those rights typically run out after 6 or 12 months, and extending them costs you again. Ours don’t run out, and nothing you have bought can be taken back.

Why so few videos? Everyone else offers more.

Because more stopped being the hard part. A hundred videos a month from a pipeline that isn’t reading your results is a hundred videos you have to sort through yourself. We’d rather send twelve we can defend and tell you which four to put money behind.

How fast is the first batch?

We start the day your brief lands — there is no queue and no kickoff call to schedule. Three business days for the $50 batch, five for Test and Growth, ten for Partner.

What if I hate the first batch?

It cost you $50, so not much is at stake. On any package: email us within 30 days and we refund it in full, and you keep the files either way.

Can you match my brand guidelines?

Yes. Send them at intake. Fonts, colors, tone, claims you can’t make, words you can’t say.

Do you post it for us?

We hand you a calendar and files scheduled against it, and we’ll load them into your scheduler if you give us access. We don’t take over your accounts and we don’t manage your ad spend — your buyer or your in-house team keeps that. If you want someone to run the media too, say so and we’ll tell you honestly whether we’re it.

With AI. The actors are AI characters and the footage isn’t filmed — that’s how the price sits under one creator’s day rate. It isn’t what you’re buying: you’re buying the angles, the formats, the cadence, and a human who decides what dies this week. We label AI content per Meta and TikTok’s requirements and we don’t produce fake testimonials or put words in the mouth of anyone claiming to be a real customer. That line isn’t negotiable.

Some AI video does, and most of the cheap stuff does. We spend most of our production effort on the things that give it away — the speech cadence above all, then hands, faces, text on screen, the grade. Watch the work above and decide for yourself. That grid is the honest answer to this question.

Why not just buy Arcads or Creatify and do this myself?

You should, if you have someone in-house who will decide the angles, write the scripts from your reviews, sit through the renders, cut the tells, and read the results every week to decide what dies. The tool is about $110 a month and we’re not going to pretend otherwise. You’re paying us for the person and the plan, not the model.

Meta generates video for free inside Ads Manager. Why pay you anything?

Because free generation gets you variations of what you already have, and it has no opinion about what to make next. It’s a good reason not to pay anyone for raw volume — which is exactly why we don’t sell it.

Can you promise me a viral hit?

No, and anyone who does is lying to you. Nobody can name the video that pops. What you can do is aim well and take enough shots — angles pulled from what your buyers actually say, formats that already work in your category, and a cadence that gives the algorithm something to chew on. Then read what travelled and make more of it. That’s the whole method, and it’s the closest honest thing to a strategy for going viral.

Do I need to send product samples?

No. We work from your product photography and website. Nothing ships anywhere.

What if my product is regulated?

Tell us at intake. We work in supplements, skincare, and finance, and we’ll write to your compliance constraints. We won’t make claims your legal team hasn’t cleared — and in a few of those categories we’ll tell you to hire a real creator instead.

Do I have to commit to anything?

No. Every package is a one-off — you buy a batch, we deliver it, and that is the end of it unless you buy another. No subscription, no notice period, no card kept on file, nothing to cancel.

Notes

First Batch, First 30 Days: What to Expect From a $50 Trial

Published 21 August 2026

There's no kickoff call and no queue. Here's the whole sequence, including the part most suppliers leave vague — what happens if you decide it didn't work.

Day 0 — you buy

Card payment through Stripe's hosted checkout. No card kept on file, nothing recurring, nothing to cancel. You land straight on the intake form rather than on a thank-you page, because the brief is the only thing between you and the work starting.

Day 0 — the brief, about ten minutes

Six short steps, never more than five fields on a screen, and it saves as you go so you can close the tab. It asks for:

Your product, your website, and who actually buys it.
Where you post, and where your reviews live. This is the highest-value thing in the form — the angles come out of it.
Anything that's worked or flopped already, organic or paid.
How it should sound, ideally by pointing at an example rather than reaching for adjectives.
What you can't say — claims ruled out, words that are off-limits, anything legal has flagged.

No kickoff call unless you want one. The clock starts when this lands, not when you paid.

Days 1–3 — production

We read your reviews and comment sections, pick the angle, write it with three hook variants, produce, cut the tells, and cut every format. A human watches every file before you do.

If something in the brief doesn't add up — a claim we can't support, a product that needs a real person — you hear from us during this window rather than after delivery.

Day 3 — delivery

Two finished videos, 9:16 and 1:1, burned-in captions plus clean versions. Full commercial rights transfer on delivery — no expiry, nothing to renew. Plus a one-page written read on what we'd do with the account, including whether we think you should buy more.

That last part is the bit worth reading even if you never buy again.

Days 3–17 — you run them

Post both, or put spend behind them, or both — they're cut to do either. Two videos won't produce a statistically clean answer, so read hook rate rather than conversion: does the opening hold anyone? That's what two assets can actually tell you.

If you want the fuller version of what to measure, hook rate benchmarks covers what good looks like.

Decision point one — carry on, or don't

If it worked, the $50 comes off your next package, so the trial cost nothing. Choosing which package walks through that.

If it didn't, do nothing. There's no subscription running in the background, no card on file, and nobody will call you.

Decision point two — the refund window

Thirty days from delivery, on any package: email us and we refund in full, and you keep the files either way. No call, no retention offer, no clawback. It's in the terms, not just here.

Start one.